isnt that to stop weeing on it(woops only joking)
lol

what ever other reason could there be?

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe.

Anne as you can see the lads on here amuse themselfs.

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What is the big deal about toilet seats? Is it that men are strong enough to lift them but women are incapable of lowering them?

ooooh Chris now you have started.

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US WOMEN KNOW THE MALE SPECIES DOWNFALLS.

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Be warned about scheming women:

ACT OF PARLIAMENT 1670
Be it resolved that all women, of whatever age, rank or profession, or whether virgins, maids or widows, that shall after the passing of this Act, impose upon and betray into matrimony any of His Majesty’s male subjects, by scents, paints, cosmetics, washes, artificial teeth, false hair, Spanish wool, iron stays, hoops, high heeled shoes or bolstered hips, shall incur the penalty of the law now in force against witchcraft and sorcery, and that the marriage, upon conviction, shall stand null and void.

witchcraft?

i will be a gentleman and not mention our susan in conjunction with the above.

ps.i wonder how spanish wool fits in with false gnashers?

quote - "Who was it who said you have to kiss a lot of toads before you find your prince?"

Amongst others, Princess Diana.

Except it was frogs for her. She even had a frog mascot on her car, given to her by Prince Charles, when they were engaged.

I;m not keen on frogs - they jump. Normally towards me. But I do like toads. There are some in the garden. None with little crowns on, though.


quote - "What is the big deal about toilet seats? Is it that men are strong enough to lift them but women are incapable of lowering them?"

Nope. It's women who sit on the throne.



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In these enlightened days of sexual equality why don't we all attmept to leave the toilet seat ready for the next person. So, if you're a mixed sex couple the bloke leaves the seat down, and the bird leaves the seat up. THat way everyone is happy.

gezzers giude to toilet matters,to stop an argument remove the afore said bog seat all together then chuck into dustcart on bin day.

if you dont like europe why live so close.
ditch the pound bring on the euro.

Speaking of kissing frogs............





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Did you turn Les into that Jeane ?

You'll have to kiss him again.




Roger

Oh good. I hereby appoint Jeane as honorable frog-kisser-in-chief.

That saves the rest of us the trouble.



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help can anyone recommend a washing machine man, I think my pump has broken.???????????????

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe.

anne
07976 329872 alan roberts, he fixed the pump on my machine last week, turned up in no time.

does a broken pump and singles club go together !!!!!!!!! ? only read page one and page ten
if you join a singles club , a good pump is what you need !!!

Lol Ron , naughty naughty

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thank you Howard for responding so quickly. I have got it sorted out. now back to the dating and search for the singles

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe.

Anne, your thread will soon be rivalling Vic's thread dedicated to UKIP!