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howard mcsweeney



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the banter is endless anne, bob is spoken for, though his missus might give you permission to approach him.

at present he is busy packing his bucket and spade, knotted hankie and kiss me quick hat for his annual english holiday.

   
colin pritchard



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Mind you, if we`re quite old, maybe it`s the wrong place to be.

I really do not see the signal.

Last edited at 6:47pm on 21/07/10 by colin pritchard
   
Vic Matcham

Registered: Mar 2008
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We are not all that old mate, Smiley

   
colin pritchard



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I know Vic, Just quoting #18.

I really do not see the signal.

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Kath Hollingsbee

Registered: Jun 2010
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You have certainly livened things up, Anne.
Smiley


   
Jenni Sutton



Registered: Mar 2010
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take no heed Anne, give as good as you get, and these boys eventually fall into line... you never know... more people may be looking in and want to give you a contact :)



has joined the institution of marriage!!

   
Ian



Registered: Jun 2008
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EEEE ya gotta laugh aint ya.Smiley
Take no notice of the old miserable buggers on here Anne ( welcome by the way ) If their not proping up a bar somewhere their stitching leather patches on their elbows. Smiley

Give as good as ya get girl.Smiley

WHEN IN ROME YOUNG MAN.......WHEN IN ROME...........

   
Bob Frost



Registered: Jan 2010
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'and see they are quite old except Bob, he and I have a few things in common.'

Sorry Anne. Didn't realise you were a lesbian. (he said, licking his eyebrows coquettishly)

Smiley

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.” T.E. Lawrence.

Last edited at 8:01pm on 21/07/10 by Bob Frost
   
howard mcsweeney



Registered: Mar 2008
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just fell off of my chair, i blame that smoothie jimmy for causing the problems.

   
Sid Perkins



Registered: Jan 2010
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Old? Old? We might be mature gentlemen (some of us) but as EVERY woman knows us blokes never grow up. So, if it's a fun group your after this is the place my girl!

Of course, you go find some spotty hoodie-wearing teenagers who don't even know how to treat or entertain a lady, the choice is, as always, yours to make.

Berns loins, now there's a thought eh?

   
Vic Matcham

Registered: Mar 2008
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I still like playing with trainsets and mummys and daddys.SmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmiley

   
Sid Perkins



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Any particular mummy and daddy Vic?

   
Bern



Registered: Mar 2008
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Anne - I should point out that I am not a guy.........just in case.........SmileySmiley

Bern

   
colin pritchard



Registered: Oct 2009
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We know that Bernard. Smiley

I really do not see the signal.

   
Bern



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Colin......slapped legs before dawn.......Smiley

Bern

   
colin pritchard



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Dawn who Bern?

I really do not see the signal.

   
Bern



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AAARRHHGG!!SmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmiley

Bern

   
Vic Matcham

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No Mr Perkins any one will do.SmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmileySmiley

   
Jimmy Long

Registered: Feb 2010
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Anne Edwards,
If it makes you feel more relaxed I dont mind wearing a hoody (Helps to cover the bald bit!!)

jimmy long

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Melissa Clements



Registered: Jan 2010
Posts: 813

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Lol at the guys , Anne welcome please dont be put off the forum by the gobby blokes on here it is just banter and believe me the ladies on here give as good as they get. As for looking for a bloke on here one question springs to mind ,,,,,, are you mad ? lol

321 days to go..........................................................................

   
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