Howard I only have the four children, Tvamp and mum of.........(how many now Hiedi?) beat me hollow. Steph does let me out to play every so often, but only after locking my penis away where I can't get to it.

chris

you are just warming up, four is fine, what will the final total be?

perhaps we should open a book on it, even money for seven.

hello all who are looking. Getting back to the singles night. Can anyone suggest a venue for say next Friday night for the singles meeting? Honestly though don't worry about wearing a mankini just wear a white scarf so we can recognise the singles. The Park Inn sounds a lively place for next Friday.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe.

Anne, I believe that Blakes (Castle Street) tends to attract the younger crowd.

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.” T.E. Lawrence.

Anne the men tend to personalise the look with their own choices Brian i hear likes the feel of killer heels , Keith the same ( ask him about a party where he dressed up lol ) and Jhg im unsure of. Howard my love i did forget yourself and the others didnt think you looked good in the pink one tho

321 days to go..........................................................................

Anne are you sure you want to meet men from this forum????????? if like myself you are under 30 then would you really want one of the dads army lot here ?

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hi Bob, thanks what would the "younger crowd" be though as I am more your age.
Melissa...what?????? have they worn them before?

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe.

Ok, back to Chris' penis.................

Bern

Is that the one that is 'mightier than the sword'.?

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.” T.E. Lawrence.

Apparently.........

Bern

not sure that he uses it for that bob.

seems more effective in another way.

you have scared off my singles by mentioning the penis. They may be put off by your prowess. or it could be my age? I know grab a granny springs to mind but I'm not a granny. Perhaps the single men could be quite shy. For all those singles looking, nearly all of the previous comments have been made by doubles, so singles dont be shy join in. no nutters though.

It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on. Marilyn Monroe.

No Nutters............. you may be asking a little to much there Anne.

When is your gig happening then Mel? sounds a bit like a forum gathering to me, in large numbers.

WHEN IN ROME YOUNG MAN.......WHEN IN ROME...........

More double entendres than doubles methinks!

No nutters? Looks like another night at home for most of us.

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.” T.E. Lawrence.

This girl walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre. So the Barman gives her one!

Marek

That was quick. Marek's two liner joke on the forum for less than ten minutes and I've just had it tweeted to me by Keith Chegwin!

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.” T.E. Lawrence.

i think i will give up on this thread, it all goes over my head(not a double entendre).
that anne has certainly dragged standards down here.

Howard, you'll just have to grow old gracefully.

Hopefully Anne is checking out Blakes as I type. I must admit that I haven't been there for a couple of weeks but it was fantastic.

Peter has got a new dance floor in and a real kick-arse sound system. We started off on Bacardi Breezers and then moved on to Tequila Slammers which is a bit of a speciality for Blakes (don't forget seven 'til eight is happy hour so make sure Peter gives you all drinks at half price). By ten it was heaving. Well good!

“All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible.” T.E. Lawrence.

is the door way wide enough for my zimmer frame and colostomy bag?

these things are important.

Never mind that, I need to know precisely how much grease I need to get my hips through those doors.

Bern